with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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