they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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