You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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