handjob tips. give me some.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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