RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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