I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Your penis caused this!
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