Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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