Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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