Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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