Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
