I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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