called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I need to stop coming to work sober
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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