I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
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Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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