Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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