Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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