I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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