Where did you get a picture of my penis
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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