it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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