What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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