I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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