i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Did I show you my penis last night?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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