I love black thongs
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Two words: blizzard sex
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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