new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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