So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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