talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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