Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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