why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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