I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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