Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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