Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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