Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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