don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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