New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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