I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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