in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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