my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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