with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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