I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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