We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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