If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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