I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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