i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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