NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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