We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
