the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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