I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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