Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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