You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
