The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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