he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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