I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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