did you get engaged???
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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