I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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