my mouth tastes like poor choices
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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