Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Do vagina's smell?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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